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by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love
by nottananny / 07/21/2009 at 4:49am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML
by WearingOff / 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML
by GodDamnFan / 05/27/2009 at 7:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML
by izerz / 03/26/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…