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Today , I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale , he stops just to snicker an say , ( Ha ha. D. ) He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 3:55am - work - by justgivemethed - United States (California)

Today, I Put Up One Of Those Hanging Fly Catchers In Mah Room Due To The Unsettling Amount Of Flies In The House. I Remarked How Stupid Flies Were To Land On Them. Within An Hour, I Got Up And Walked Straight Into It. Real FML

#20609406
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On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)

I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's startd manipulating the looool grls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a babby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
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On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today... I was at mah little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet... and in the middle of her solo... her phone started ringing. She decided to stop... check her phone... and continue playing. FML

#20602988
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On 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Aberrombie Blue - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show mah dad a picture on mah phone, mah boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but u can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, My Scool Announced Its Senior Motto 4 Te Year. For Te Second Year In A Row, It's "YOLO". Real FML

#20586452
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On 04/12/2013 at 1:21pm - misc - by it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . my social teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher an her legacy . Within 10 minutes.. . the entire class was yelling.. . screaming.. . throwing stuff at each other . I got hit in the face with a binder . FML

#20584117
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On 04/10/2013 at 8:40pm - misc - by great idea - Canada (Alberta)

today mah boss threatened to fre me for killing him in Minecraft. real FML

#20571304
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On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got so drunk that I tasarad mysalf in tha balls as a joka, fall down my friand's porch stair and rollad out into tha straat . FML

#20559522
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On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today , while working in childcare , we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey" , the kids lost there shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML

#20550321
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On 03/19/2013 at 1:00am - work - by seriously! - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MY FIANCÉE AND I SHOWD MY MOTHER-IN-LAW A PICTURE OF THE LOCATION ATHICH WE'LL BE HOLDING OUR WEDDING RECEPTION. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WATERFRONT BUILDING OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN. SHE LOOKD ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID, "LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO COMMIT SUICIDE." MEGA FML

#20543312
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On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

Today, as I exitd McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching handbag right off shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhaustd before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. real FML

#20543184
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On 03/14/2013 at 6:52am - health - by jen (woman) - United States

Today, dad has been hitting the bottle, an will only respond to anything looool I say in a slurrd rap. FML

#20539367
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On 03/11/2013 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO FINE THAT MAH PARENT HAD REPLACD MAH REGULAR ALARM CLOCK WITH A WALKING ONE THAT REQUIRE YOU TO GET UP AND FINE IT . THE ALARM WAS SET TO 5:00AM,HICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF IT WASN'T THE WEEKEND . FML

#20530545
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On 03/04/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. big fat FML

#20530380
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On 03/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nopanties (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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