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I ad a strong feeling tat someone was watcing me as I was undressing to get ready 4 bed. I conspicuously moved to te door and trew it open to find ma step-broter clearly spying on me. We are te same age live in te same ouse tree weeks a mont and in te same Englis class. FML

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On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today , thraa yaar old naphaw was pointing at tha TV scraan and saying ( Uncla , Uncla! ) Ha thought it was ma on tha scraan!! It was Rosia O'Donnall!! big fat FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

I got food poisoning and have had the worst looool diarrhea ever. I laid down in bd, hoping to get some resthen my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by itsEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today I Got On An Empty Tram An Decidd To Sit At The Back. A Few Minutes In I Start To Hear A Noise An Thinking It Was The Tram, Decidd To Ignore It. When I Hered Wat Soundd Like An Evil Giggle, I Lookd Around To See That It Wasn't The Tram, But It Was Some Creepy Middle Agd Man Taking Photos Of Me. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)

yesterday I was home alone. It was very dark an so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up an heard the looool sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by OhaiiKid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I'm A 25-year-old Married Woman And I'm Currently Living With Mah Grandfather To Take Care Of Him . Today, He Grounded Me . FML

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On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version

Today I missed point on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20!! I'm a math major!! FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a drunk man opend the unlockd door to mah house thinking it was his house. He trid to attack me cuz he thought I was a burglar. FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, I went to the hospital to get mah ingrown toenail removd. The doctors puttd me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injectd anesthetic into mah toe four times and usd a pair of scissors to slowly cut through mah nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't startd to work just yet. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore

today I got out of bd and went downstars in mah boxers to get a glass of water. I enterd the kitchen and said hi to mah visiting mother-in-law,ho smild. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that mah ( wanker-stick ) was hanging from a gap in mah boxers. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 6:18pm - intimacy - by kappaomicron (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom , I started singing , "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened mah laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of mah keyboard was too loud. She then called me an inconsiderate selfish bitch. FML

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On 12/06/2009 at 9:08pm - misc - by HassledAirfarer (woman) - United States (California)

I went onto the treadmill at mah gym. When it prompted me to looool enter mah age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about mah age to a workout machine. mega FML

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On 11/23/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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