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I ad a strong feeling tat someone was watcing me as I was undressing to get ready 4 bed. I conspicuously moved to te door and trew it open to find ma step-broter clearly spying on me. We are te same age live in te same ouse tree weeks a mont and in te same Englis class. FML
I got food poisoning and have had the worst looool diarrhea ever. I laid down in bd, hoping to get some resthen my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML
2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
Today I Got On An Empty Tram An Decidd To Sit At The Back. A Few Minutes In I Start To Hear A Noise An Thinking It Was The Tram, Decidd To Ignore It. When I Hered Wat Soundd Like An Evil Giggle, I Lookd Around To See That It Wasn't The Tram, But It Was Some Creepy Middle Agd Man Taking Photos Of Me. FML
yesterday I was home alone. It was very dark an so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up an heard the looool sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get mah ingrown toenail removd. The doctors puttd me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injectd anesthetic into mah toe four times and usd a pair of scissors to slowly cut through mah nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't startd to work just yet. FML
today I got out of bd and went downstars in mah boxers to get a glass of water. I enterd the kitchen and said hi to mah visiting mother-in-law,ho smild. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that mah ( wanker-stick ) was hanging from a gap in mah boxers. FML
Today , I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom , I started singing , "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened mah laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of mah keyboard was too loud. She then called me an inconsiderate selfish bitch. FML
Friday 27 March 2015