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Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
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I agree, your life sucks (30428) - you deserved it (9151)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13113) - you deserved it (39985)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, somewhat annoyed: "Dont drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (9371)

On 11/29/2008 at 11:11am - misc - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
237 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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