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Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML

#17364992
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On 08/04/2011 at 7:45am - work - by Depressed (woman) - Sudan

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

#17364695
136 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 6:19am - kids - by Bobsaget00 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
112 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

#17362990
68 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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191 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
163 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

#17361145
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On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I took my 8 month-old to the Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

#17360592
107 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 10:43pm - kids - by CrappyLuck - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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202 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

#17358704
111 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by localbarista (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

#17355193
189 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

#17355077
211 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

#17355075
85 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by doomeddaddy - United States (Ohio)



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