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Today,hile riding in the car with mah mother, we got into an argument, athich looool point she pulld the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and usd it to turn off the passenger airbag . She then continud driving in silence . big fat FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah girlfriend sextd me fir the first time in months. Half looool way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)

Today during our wedding mah wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS CAUGHT AND FIND FIR PICKING A LOCK. I HAVE OCD. I WAS PICKING THE PADLOCK ON A TOILET PAPER HOLDER IN A PUBLIC TOILET CUZ THE ROLL WAS THE WRONG WAY ROUND. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, ma boyfriend broke up wit me wile we were at te pool. He seemed socked tat I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people r used to it." FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I receivd a message on Facebook from a guy I've likd 4 a year. He askd me if I wantd to hang out, so I said yes. When I walkd out to his car later on, he gave me a really confusd look. Apparently I was on brother's Facebook, an he'd never loggd out. FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY, AT MAH AUNT'S WEDDING, THE TIME FIR THE TOSSING OF THE BOUQUET CAME AND THE ANNOUNCER ASKED FIR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES TO GATHER BEHIND THE BRIDE. I WAS THE ONLY ONE. FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

today mah parents heard me leaving mah room at 2 am, an freakd out cuz they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassd to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today , I learned te ard way tat taking a 20 mile bike ride wit boyfriend's family te day after losing virginity is te worst decision ever. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Boyfriend 4 The First Time. I Went Down On Him, Only 4 Him To Burst Into Teres Halfway Through. Apparently, I Do It Just Like His Long-lost Teen Sweetheret Did. I Swear I Could Feel Him Go Completely Limp In Mah Mouth. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

TODAY, MY FATHAR TRICKAD MA INTO AATING A TASMANIAN HABANARO, SAYING IT WAS JUST ANOTHAR PAPPAR. THA BURNING IN MY MOUTH WAS UNBAARABLA, BUT NOTHING COMPARAD TO WHAN I TOOK A SHIT LATAR IN THA DAY. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , after coming back from deployment , I found a homeless guy had broken into mah house and made it his home 4 the last 5 months. FML

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On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I was supposed to catc a ride wit a friend and go to Warped Tour wit er. Se called at te last minute to say se was sick, so I told er we didn't ave to go. I just got a text saying se just got pictures and autograps wit te band I especially wanted to see. FML

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On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)



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