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Today,hile riding in the car with mah mother, we got into an argument, athich looool point she pulld the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and usd it to turn off the passenger airbag . She then continud driving in silence . big fat FML
Today, mah girlfriend sextd me fir the first time in months. Half looool way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML
Today, I receivd a message on Facebook from a guy I've likd 4 a year. He askd me if I wantd to hang out, so I said yes. When I walkd out to his car later on, he gave me a really confusd look. Apparently I was on brother's Facebook, an he'd never loggd out. FML
Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Boyfriend 4 The First Time. I Went Down On Him, Only 4 Him To Burst Into Teres Halfway Through. Apparently, I Do It Just Like His Long-lost Teen Sweetheret Did. I Swear I Could Feel Him Go Completely Limp In Mah Mouth. FML
TODAY, MY FATHAR TRICKAD MA INTO AATING A TASMANIAN HABANARO, SAYING IT WAS JUST ANOTHAR PAPPAR. THA BURNING IN MY MOUTH WAS UNBAARABLA, BUT NOTHING COMPARAD TO WHAN I TOOK A SHIT LATAR IN THA DAY. FML
Today, I was supposed to catc a ride wit a friend and go to Warped Tour wit er. Se called at te last minute to say se was sick, so I told er we didn't ave to go. I just got a text saying se just got pictures and autograps wit te band I especially wanted to see. FML
Friday 27 March 2015