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About entropyfitch : Hockey and Beer. I dont need anything else

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Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I woke up from te worst nigtmare I've ever ad!! After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend in detail ow bad tis dream was e told me to "put on my big girl panties" an make im breakfast!! real FML


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On 07/24/2009 at 2:40am - love - by vanguardwiley (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday my boyfriend and I took a late night drive , and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess" . He came out and gave me a box of tampons . Apparently I've been bitchy . FML


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On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was in the grocery store getting looool bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said ayy beautiful so I smild. He then askd if I was free on friday night. I smild and said "yes y do u ask?" He lookd up from the bananas and pointd to the bluetooth in his ear. FML


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On 06/21/2009 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around an decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked an led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML


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On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wantd to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML


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On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML


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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today... I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours... someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." fat FML


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On 05/25/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by MandyPanda (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, mah shower is bieng renovated so I decided to wash mah hair in the kitchen sink!! I putted mah two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close!! As I was rinsing out mah hair, mah son started playing with the light switches!! He flicked the garbage disposal on accident!! FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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