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Today, a customer opened with "you open bottles with them thangs?" I look around my desk for something he might confuse with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informs me he is talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35285) - you deserved it (2875)

On 03/01/2009 at 9:31pm - work - by bottlepoppin (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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