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Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (3092)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", honey. FML

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On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)



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