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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1995 (19 years)
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emotionalhentai's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

#20796032
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60461) - you deserved it (4392)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

#19491584
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16853) - you deserved it (3359)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

#18949716
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19287) - you deserved it (5417)

On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27804) - you deserved it (2158)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

#17029350
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31039) - you deserved it (20733)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15394) - you deserved it (56374)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML

#15555726
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40258) - you deserved it (9645)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by kingpin7 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

#15141244
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49094) - you deserved it (3902)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

#14450776
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29183) - you deserved it (4534)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:51pm - love - by This_Is_Me1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38768) - you deserved it (8764)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

#11076203
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49709) - you deserved it (17508)

On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41638) - you deserved it (3533)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States



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