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Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36764) - you deserved it (6362)

On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (45762) - you deserved it (3792)

On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46007) - you deserved it (5026)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29010) - you deserved it (41675)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML


Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64030) - you deserved it (4688)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32223) - you deserved it (2517)

On 02/08/2013 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (4524) - you deserved it (1442) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/02/2013 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26892) - you deserved it (5102)

On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML


I agree, your life sucks (18558) - you deserved it (3609)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26647) - you deserved it (6212)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML


Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML


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On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML


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On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

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