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Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15779) - you deserved it (3169)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

#18949716
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19162) - you deserved it (5399)

On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27651) - you deserved it (2150)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

#17029350
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29723) - you deserved it (20083)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14724) - you deserved it (54620)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

#15141244
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47686) - you deserved it (3790)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

#14450776
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (4527)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:51pm - love - by This_Is_Me1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36978) - you deserved it (8555)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39875) - you deserved it (3388)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
319 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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110 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)



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