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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 169
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31718) - you deserved it (39321)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41696) - you deserved it (5324)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by O_O (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (241785) - you deserved it (31689)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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