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Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19583) - you deserved it (24450)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML

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On 02/23/2011 at 2:10am - work - by ellie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

#15078175
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On 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by Dilly_20 - United Kingdom

Today, in an attempt to get some guidance from my college advisor, I emailed her, saying I was contemplating going to another school because I felt so helpless about my GPA, and was sure I wouldn't get my major. I asked for advice on raising it. She gave me instructions on how to drop out. FML

#15077863
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On 02/22/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by academicloser (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

#15049456
204 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Justme (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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