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emmingle

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11984
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 28 posted

About emmingle : Czech-Canadian trying to make it big as a crayon designer.

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emmingle's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34407) - you deserved it (1569)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23300) - you deserved it (16877)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

#583
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8367) - you deserved it (64989)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19633) - you deserved it (2371)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46091) - you deserved it (2547)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

#439
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17788) - you deserved it (6599)

On 12/03/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by pam - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11099) - you deserved it (25419)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27017) - you deserved it (4379)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27017) - you deserved it (4379)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

#339
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21840) - you deserved it (8223)

On 11/19/2008 at 3:00am - work - by comphone - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

#338
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28932) - you deserved it (2867)

On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15777) - you deserved it (65608)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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