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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 28 posted

About emmingle : Czech-Canadian trying to make it big as a crayon designer.

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Today, I ran ovar a cathila driving homa. I triad to kaap mysalf togathar but couldn't halp but cry cuz of how bad I falt. Through mah taars I failad to notica a porcupina in tha middla of tha road. Yap, I hit him too. FML

#4618349
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50889) - you deserved it (17754)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I was trying to gat monay out of an ATM . It gava ma twanty dollars short.. . so I startd hitting it an kicking it.. . just as tha Chubb sacurity guys cama up to rafill it . I got tazard . Twica . big fat FML

#4595424
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21549) - you deserved it (43395)

On 08/17/2009 at 6:42am - money - by SnakeEyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I walked in on ma boyfriend umping ma stuffed rabbit . I tougt e was trying to be funny until I saw tat e ad an erection . FML

#4570183
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60353) - you deserved it (4508)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I'm having my housewarming party and had prepard food... drink and games 4 all the 19 confirmd guests on Facebook. I waitd till 11 but nobody showd up. I checkd Facebook again and realizd I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

#4562871
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10938) - you deserved it (46636)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by revalc (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

#4554817
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52097) - you deserved it (6918)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by hellnooo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the movie alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying fir exams . I found him making out with another grl whilst in the queue . When I confrontd him by text he denid that it was him . I saw him check the text and reply . FML

#4545091
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46912) - you deserved it (4311)

On 08/15/2009 at 6:22am - misc - by pink_cupcakes - Australia (Western Australia)

yesterday on mah wedding day,hen they said "you may kiss the bride" , I swung mah wife over in the romantic fashion and went in fir the kiss. Unfortunately mah hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slippd under mah grip. She fell and was knockd unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

#4543711
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48040) - you deserved it (18000)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:50am - love - by slipperyhands (man) - United States (California)

yesterday on mah wedding day,hen they said "you may kiss the bride" , I swung mah wife over in the romantic fashion and went in fir the kiss. Unfortunately mah hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slippd under mah grip. She fell and was knockd unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

#4543711
65 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 3:50am - love - by slipperyhands (man) - United States (California)

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

#4530948
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47422) - you deserved it (3804)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to te scool I work at, to set up ma new classroom . I'm 5'1" an I was carrying a backpack full of fun educational posters . I also ave a new boss . Wen we met fir te first time e was yelling at me cuz "tere were no student allowed in ere yet." FML

#4511131
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45815) - you deserved it (2687)

On 08/13/2009 at 9:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today... I was at a party with my girlfriend and this older guy came in and started talking to me about his rock climbing lessons earlier that week. I told him "I'm really drunk... so I really couldn't give a shit abouthat you did." It was my girlfriend's father picking her up to go home. mega FML

Today, I Found Out That I Was Adopted, Now My Gay Brother Thinks It's Acceptable To Tell Me That He's Always Wanted To Have Sex With Me. Real FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101049) - you deserved it (5024)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today.. . I went ice skating fir my friend's birthday . We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink fir the next session . I don't know how to skate and my friends left me . Not only was I the last one out of the rink.. . but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing . FML

#4450231
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40387) - you deserved it (5517)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by elmangy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. fat FML

#4418017
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48809) - you deserved it (20085)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:25am - animals - by Entheatus (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today was boyfriends mom's surprise birtday party. I was sent to pick up te very expensive cake an dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy an te balloons flew away I trippd an droppd te cake. In te driveway in front of all tere family an friends. FML

#4407478
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39949) - you deserved it (6943)

On 08/09/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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