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  • Number of visits : 2532
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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emmiep1011's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11948) - you deserved it (46235)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

#16844513
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42817) - you deserved it (18040)

On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43001) - you deserved it (5120)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

#16624157
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39231) - you deserved it (7827)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48299) - you deserved it (3923)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

#16614936
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32560) - you deserved it (7121)

On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

#16613518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34156) - you deserved it (3208)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55054) - you deserved it (8554)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

#16576364
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42939) - you deserved it (3451)

On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33652) - you deserved it (5877)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33652) - you deserved it (5877)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

#16515847
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45269) - you deserved it (3241)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm - love - by mj - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54201) - you deserved it (5635)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36939) - you deserved it (5100)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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