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Today, I had a cop pull me over cuz he claimd that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38550) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I Was Taking A Dump Behind A Dumpster. I Suddenly Heard A Noise And A Vibration Against The Dumpster. It Was A Garbage Truck Lifting It To Collect The Trash. The Garbage Men Started Laughing And Took Out There Phones. FML

#17365713
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (72519)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount ofhiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. mega FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13933) - you deserved it (57075)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today I was riding on the bus when I felt a wierd sensation on mah hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (2825)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that mah boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS an hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28549) - you deserved it (6246)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today, mah dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects fir everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

#17078308
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22259) - you deserved it (3133)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:19am - kids - by SaggyBoy135 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I moved into mah new house . I went over to mah neighbors' house to introduce myself . As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at mah house . FML

#17066979
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34634) - you deserved it (2664)

On 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by BMike - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises , the woman in the stall next to me calld me by name and askd if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

yesterday the couple downstairs looool decided they wanted to try a home birth.

#17064956
215 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

yesterday I was standing at airport security !! One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt !! I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls !! FML

#17058882
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31549) - you deserved it (12731)

On 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm - health - by muffintop (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today at work I told a lady cecking out to sign er name after sliding er credit card. After se started signing er name se trew te pen down in frustration saying tat te pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. fat FML

#17057819
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26539) - you deserved it (2380)

On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today at work I told a lady cecking out to sign er name after sliding er credit card. After se started signing er name se trew te pen down in frustration saying tat te pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. fat FML

#17057819
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26539) - you deserved it (2380)

On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

yesterday after weeks of drinking mom's vodka and replacing it with water..!! it now only taste like water!! She has a habit of drinking on Fridays!! Today is Friday!! My life is a ticking time bomb!! FML

#17030601
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9793) - you deserved it (82165)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, ma friends stagd an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoolic, an I own ma own ouse. My car is paid 4 an ma job pays well. Apparently, I ned an intervention because ma life is not were tey want it to be, wic involves me being marrid wit cildren. mega FML

#17004757
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (3265)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lookd out mah window to see the sunset, but instead I see mah neighbor dancing with strobe lights on an music blasting. He was by himself an had absolutely nothing on. mega FML

#16978964
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28941) - you deserved it (3814)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)



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