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About emmamorc : I like to have fun and smilings my favorite(X you wanna bitch bout something I\'ll listen to ya... Sort of(;

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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35968) - you deserved it (10383)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24461) - you deserved it (5020)

On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)