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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 108
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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emmalha's favorite FMLs

Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42337) - you deserved it (4546)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside. Because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (2026)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by dripdripdrop (woman) - United States (California)



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