This member hasn't filled in their description.
emmalha's FML badges
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
emmalha's favorite FMLs
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside. Because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML
by dripdripdrop / 01/26/2010 at 1:44pm / United States (California) / Work
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…