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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 450
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Richard Dawkins is my God. I enjoy coffee, overpriced shampoo, food, tennis and WiFi that doesn't require a pw. I take way too many selfies and pictures of food. Although I am able to comment on world issues and likely to win at a spelling bee. Problem or?

P.S: Intense use of sarcasm and dry wit at all times.

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Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her 3 different bags. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (2233)

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