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Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML
by kel / 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Love
by cricketsins / 11/07/2013 at 10:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by TheMommas / 11/06/2013 at 11:33am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by pathetic / 11/06/2013 at 8:04am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by maddie / 11/06/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Trapped. / 11/05/2013 at 9:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Steiner / 11/05/2013 at 4:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by :/ / 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by RidingCJ / 11/05/2013 at 1:04pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by roughsexgonewrong / 11/05/2013 at 1:01pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
by GDubeau24 / 11/05/2013 at 12:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Something I said? / 11/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML
by regretsteachinghighschool / 11/05/2013 at 8:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, my brother and I got into an intense argument that ended up with us trading blows and having the cops called on us. Apparently I was "insulting his intelligence" by trying to explain that you don't make buttermilk by putting butter in milk. He's 18. FML
by davincidasecond / 11/05/2013 at 12:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by UnfortunatelyAmusing / 11/04/2013 at 7:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
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