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About eminemlover1998 : Hi, im Claudia :)

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Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (2981)

On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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159 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
122 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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364 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was helping a 7 year old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

#17214769
108 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)



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