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Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm - misc - by me - United States
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)
Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML
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