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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 460
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About emilyyy_maryyy : Hey there! I really hate writing bios so if you want to know more about me just message me (: Don't be shy :D PS. You're probably better off messaging me on Kik because I don't go on here regularly. emilyyy_629

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