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by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by hopeless / 02/26/2011 at 1:49am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by seepeezy32 / 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm / Intimacy
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by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
by fired / 11/23/2010 at 8:41am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm / United States / Love
by rebeccacaissie / 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm / United States / Love
Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 3:01am / Mexico (Morelos) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/19/2010 at 4:20pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by StayPositive / 11/02/2010 at 8:57pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
by Fatality / 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by scratchpost / 10/28/2010 at 8:07am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
- Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the… Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment… Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse…