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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 September 1999 (14 years)
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About emilyporter_14 : Best friend- le_rainbower. Freshman in high school! Livin in a small town is the best(:

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38602) - you deserved it (23199)

On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)

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