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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9341
  • Number of comments : 786
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About emilyjgraham : I really wish you could change your username... I didn't realise I'd be commenting as much hence the non-original name tag... what a bellend!
I'm quite rubbish at responding to messages, please bear with! :)
I'm also quite confused with these 'fuck' things!

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emilyjgraham's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

#19977285
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10751) - you deserved it (67117)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase my cup size, I realized that I've basically reversed my menopause. FML

#19975577
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6258) - you deserved it (32077)

On 07/22/2012 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

#19954637
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21944) - you deserved it (6578)

On 07/18/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

#19954505
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30202) - you deserved it (1752)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:37pm - work - by News-print Face Kate - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

#19940752
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10062) - you deserved it (31500)

On 07/15/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Taylor - United States (New York)

Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

#19939596
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37284) - you deserved it (42614)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

#19925066
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16297) - you deserved it (36229)

On 07/11/2012 at 8:02pm - money - by Ashley - United States (New York)

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

#19913255
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (3977)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

#19913255
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (3977)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML

#19911168
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60275) - you deserved it (2777)

On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34081) - you deserved it (4021)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML

#19901344
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (1892) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

#19898504
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24187) - you deserved it (6765)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

#19893089
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23697) - you deserved it (2410)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:01am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19162) - you deserved it (28580)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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