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About emilyjgraham : I really wish you could change your username... I didn't realise I'd be commenting as much hence the non-original name tag... what a bellend!
I'm quite rubbish at responding to messages, please bear with! :)
I'm also quite confused with these 'fuck' things!

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my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently I am only missing the birth but I also missed the conception. FML

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On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

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On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. real FML

#19898504
189 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States

Today, mah brother thought it would be funny to pretend mah tampon were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at mah friend and family. FML

#19893089
89 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 12:01am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is cuz I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I decided not wear makeup 4 te first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punced in te face. FML

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176 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)

Taday I started my new job as a looool repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we cummed across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, an even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML

#19776443
84 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today... my boyfriend broke up with me... saying he had to move away to be with his dad... who's just been diagnosd with cancer. After talking to his sister... I discoverd that not only is his dad healthy... he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

#19766178
164 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, niether of my parent fought for my custody . FML

#19763325
172 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Yesterday, is the thrd day since I opend mah small coffee shop. My parents had given me a nice frame to put mah frst dollar from working in. I had to sneak in a dollar from mah own wallet so they wouldn't know how bad business was when they cummd to visit. FML

#19762113
99 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 8:24pm - work - by jeremyj (man) - United States

Today, after a long nigt of partying, I fell asleep,ile ma bride was delivering er vows. FML

#19761767
140 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, WHILE DRIVING HOME FROM WORK, I NOTICED THE DRIVER NEXT TO ME WAS HAPPILY CHATTING ON HER PHONE . I FUCKING DESPISE THESE WOULD-BE MURDERERS, SO I SLAMMED MY HORN TO SIGNAL MY DISGUST . SHE PANICKED AND SWERVED STRAIGHT INTO MY CAR . FML

#19761420
390 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

TODAY... I SAW MY MOM CHANGING THE EXPRY DATE ON MILK. SHE GENUINELY THOUGHT THIS WOULD MAKE THE MILK SOUR LATER. FML

#19759587
142 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Taday I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom . Upon investigation, I discoverd my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up . Carefully note the word "attempting" . FML

#19756840
97 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)



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