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About emilycupcakee : Good morning! My name's Emily or Emi and I have fluffy hair. I've read every single FML ever and never commented on any! I love cosplaying, especially Matt from Death Note and 2D from one of my favorite bands, Gorillaz(=
Ermmm other than that, I'm a huge fan of Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, Lady Gaga, Die Antwoord, Led Zeppelin, and Pink Floyd.
My favorite gaming platform is DS lite but I looooove Silent Hill 2 on PS2
*follow me on Instagram* >>>> "plug_in_emi"
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Monday 1 September 2014