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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1999 (15 years)
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Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27381) - you deserved it (13571)

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