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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 110
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61692) - you deserved it (13463)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11793) - you deserved it (20542)

On 02/27/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by girlymae (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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