[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

emilialoriana

Search for a member

emilialoriana
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 271
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About emilialoriana : i am what i am . DEAL WITH IT!

emilialoriana's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

emilialoriana's favorite FMLs

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of that, how to fake an orgasm. FML

#6731473 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (15244) - you deserved it (3440)

On 12/13/2009 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

#6186259 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (3843)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

#6185536 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (17148) - you deserved it (6892)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my fifty-five year old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend saying "I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML

#6118841 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (16159) - you deserved it (1485)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by whatthef - United States

Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML

#6102050 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (29485) - you deserved it (1533)

On 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm - love - by H4rd_Man (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

#6060291 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (31064) - you deserved it (1525)

On 10/29/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Allie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

#4035299 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (10377) - you deserved it (23789)

On 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by zinka - United States (New Jersey)