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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 November 1993 (18 years)
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Today, I received the box my parents sent me for my birthday. Contents were a travel first-aid kit, and a remote control robot toy, with an age recommendation on the box of 8. I'm 29. They thought that since I'm an engineer I would like the toy. They also think I'll hurt myself with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29767) - you deserved it (2240)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by JustAGiftCardPlease (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19260) - you deserved it (47829)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)