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Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)



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