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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did every one else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at work in a lab. I spent all day growing a large bacterial culture. I went to retrieve it, only to find that someone had turned the incubation shaker up too high, and my flask had flown off and shattered. Not only did I lose all my work, but now the whole room is a biohazard. FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by startingover (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML
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On 06/21/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by liz (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28940) - you deserved it (12159)
On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28940) - you deserved it (12159)
On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28940) - you deserved it (12159)
On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28940) - you deserved it (12159)
On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)
Monday 20 May 2013
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