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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About emchocolat : Tattoo calligrapher, musician and EFL teacher rolled into one :-). Makes life interesting.

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emchocolat's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

#13962286
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37200) - you deserved it (13662)

On 11/24/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by ryansmithho (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

#8638968
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40193) - you deserved it (2388)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML

#7233088
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21781) - you deserved it (6345)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

#6865867
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26570) - you deserved it (2702)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML

#5682176
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32454) - you deserved it (7026)

On 10/06/2009 at 1:33pm - misc - by Crotch_Rocket_Rider (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

#5586348
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40825) - you deserved it (5204)

On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did every one else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML

#5249359
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50649) - you deserved it (5077)

On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51499) - you deserved it (2364)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was at work in a lab. I spent all day growing a large bacterial culture. I went to retrieve it, only to find that someone had turned the incubation shaker up too high, and my flask had flown off and shattered. Not only did I lose all my work, but now the whole room is a biohazard. FML

#3859310
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41918) - you deserved it (3310)

On 07/18/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by startingover (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

#3096016
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39824) - you deserved it (13983)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by liz (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37664) - you deserved it (15539)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37664) - you deserved it (15539)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37664) - you deserved it (15539)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37664) - you deserved it (15539)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37664) - you deserved it (15539)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)



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