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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 174
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Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32916) - you deserved it (2698)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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