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Today, I was almost done getting ready fir a really big date, when I hered my dad call fir help from outside . I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose . mega FML

#16714165
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31527) - you deserved it (3722)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , I accidentally said , "Yes , Sir." to my female teacher!! I then apologized by saying , "Sorry , Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33321) - you deserved it (15062)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He startd bawling before I even brought out the needle. I trid to get him calm down. Then he grabbd the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

#16365473
105 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I SNUCK OUT TO SEE MA GRLFRIEND IN TE MIDDLE OF TE NIGT. WEN I GOT TO ER OUSE, I DECIDED TO TROW A ROCK AT ER WINDOW TO WAKE ER UP. IT BROKE A OLE IN TE WINDOW.

#16075095
167 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

while waiting on tables at work , I was carrying a glass of red winehen I lost balance an spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor an myself up an after refilling a new glass , I did exactly the same thing again. mega FML

#15958012
91 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 12:04am - work - by tryandtryagain (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went fir a job interview . I was asked if I wanted a drink . I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking mehy I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." fat FML

#15714143
132 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Arran (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today... my babysittar callad to inform ma that my grandfathar is stalking har. big fat FML

#15237073
60 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up mistook me for a burglar and knocked me out with his fist. mega FML

#14944090
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On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

today I broka mah nosa by snaazing too closa to a tabla. FML

#14614721
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (7062) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I acted lyk I always do wen I'm alone in seemingly sound-proof apartment!! I sang loudly, talked back to te TV, used vibrator!! Later, in te silence of te nigt, I eard niegbor next door YAWNING!! mega FML

#14575088
106 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder an take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, an I face-planted on the ground. FML

#14194626
73 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I hit a carhile trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I movd mah car and parkd somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

#14150580
98 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by eyeleanify (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Had A Wet Dream About Having Sexual Relation With A Rubber Duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31671) - you deserved it (9251)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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