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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I was almost done getting ready fir a really big date, when I hered my dad call fir help from outside . I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose . mega FML
while waiting on tables at work , I was carrying a glass of red winehen I lost balance an spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor an myself up an after refilling a new glass , I did exactly the same thing again. mega FML
Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking mehy I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." fat FML
Today I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up mistook me for a burglar and knocked me out with his fist. mega FML
Today, I acted lyk I always do wen I'm alone in seemingly sound-proof apartment!! I sang loudly, talked back to te TV, used vibrator!! Later, in te silence of te nigt, I eard niegbor next door YAWNING!! mega FML
Today, boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder an take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, an I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I hit a carhile trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I movd mah car and parkd somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Friday 27 March 2015