About emba : im a veggie muncher and i also sing opera
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100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…
- Today, I was hanging out with this really cute boy that I liked. We were starting to get personal,… Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He… Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid…