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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1954
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend aboutho was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

#721624
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71044) - you deserved it (22287)

On 03/31/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I davalopad tha disposabla camara picturas from my family's trip to Disnay World. I noticad that in tha picturas I took of tham in front of tha big castla at Magic Kingdom, my wifa and son wara standing a faw faat away from a manho was touching himsalf. big fat FML

#688806
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60089) - you deserved it (3696)

On 03/29/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I davalopad tha disposabla camara picturas from my family's trip to Disnay World. I noticad that in tha picturas I took of tham in front of tha big castla at Magic Kingdom, my wifa and son wara standing a faw faat away from a manho was touching himsalf. big fat FML

#688806
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60089) - you deserved it (3696)

On 03/29/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML

#650213
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15021) - you deserved it (135639)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I WAS GOING TO A STOPLIGHT PARTY. GREEN SHIRT=SINGLE, YELLOW=HARD TO GET AN RED=TAKEN. I SHOW UP WEARING A RED SHIRT AN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND IN A GREEN SHIRT. THINKING IT WAS A MISTAKE, I ASK HIM JOKINGLYHY HE ISN'T WEARING RED. HE LOOKS AT ME WEIRD AN SAYS, "OH, YOU DIDN'T GET MY TEXT?" FML

#642666
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106102) - you deserved it (5556)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248356) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled mah name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it an assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 an a graduate student, they're six an mentally challenged. Guess who was right? big fat FML

#260093
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (63340)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was at a dance. I was griding with this guyhen I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with ( Don't flatter yourself... it was phone ). FML

#254929
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20078) - you deserved it (50306)

On 03/09/2009 at 8:26pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my moter told me se needd a urine sample to send in to te doctor to test fir any allergies. I did wat se ad askd and went to my room. I cummd down stair later and found er in te batroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

#253900
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79535) - you deserved it (8052)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by missy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert . As I had my chocolate cake in hand I grabbd an extra slice of looool cheesecake 4 my mom because I knew she would like a slice . Upon returning to my table a couple walking behind me commentd ( See that's why Americans are so obese . ) FML

#249952
74 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by McChunky =( - United States (California)

Today, I was working at the grocery store an a very old woman wanted to give me a tip 4 bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile an a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

#249390
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56019) - you deserved it (4100)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah brother had his fiancée over to meet thehole family. We were having a great time with her, and mah mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

#241077
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58059) - you deserved it (2520)

On 03/08/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Noname - United Kingdom (London)

Today.. . I Was Looking At Soma Commants On A Silly YouTuba Vidao Of Ma Dancing With Soma Friands . Somaona Postad A Commant Saying "Girl On Tha Right Is Hot!!!." Naxt To That.. . It Had About 31 Thumbs Down . I'm Tha Girl On Tha Right . FML

#240683
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45558) - you deserved it (9380)

On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by Ugly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase !! I said, "Accidents happen." She replid, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96707) - you deserved it (19087)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)



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