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em_iweird

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em_iweird

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 May 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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em_iweird's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML

#21418659
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24719) - you deserved it (5115)

On 05/31/2015 at 4:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML

#21396211
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31430) - you deserved it (4326)

On 04/19/2015 at 12:34pm - love - by leonuniz (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

#21384188
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27586) - you deserved it (2349)

On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26048) - you deserved it (6712)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML

#21372460
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27411) - you deserved it (2699)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML

#21347719
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30496) - you deserved it (3309)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML

#21342311
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28000) - you deserved it (9502)

On 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm - health - by annoyed (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first ever orgasm. Then he bitched me out for insulting his intelligence, saying it was "blatantly fake" and that "women don't orgasm like that". FML

#21334061
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33901) - you deserved it (2753)

On 01/09/2015 at 6:09pm - intimacy - by good2know (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

#21289931
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33971) - you deserved it (2833)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

#21279866
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42936) - you deserved it (6331)

On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML

#21045897
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47750) - you deserved it (7058)

On 01/31/2014 at 1:16am - intimacy - by CatBlock (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

#21044971
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50057) - you deserved it (6262)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

#21008001
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44555) - you deserved it (5343)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

#20816365
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55195) - you deserved it (5848)

On 08/02/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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