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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 February 1994 (20 years)
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About em0_AzNcHiKK_12 : My life sucks but I don't give a fuck?? YEAH RIGHT!! Well...I, myself, gives a fuck...=*C

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Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48854) - you deserved it (20773)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML


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On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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