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elusiveshame

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About elusiveshame : ( >'.')>
Programmer, gamer, astrophysics major, traveler, etc.

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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elusiveshame's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42778) - you deserved it (3910)

On 11/17/2013 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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