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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 287
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43414) - you deserved it (3974)

On 11/17/2013 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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