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  • Number of visits : 776
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About elusiveshame : ( >'.')>
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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