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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43530) - you deserved it (3980)

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