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Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year old on a scooter. FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:20pm - misc - by bullseyed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work I asked a woman how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she said, I just replied with, "oh that's good." What she told me that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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On 10/09/2010 at 8:51pm - work - by fistpumpin4life - Sent from mobile version

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

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On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

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On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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