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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 February 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43642) - you deserved it (4151)

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