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  • Town/Country : Breda, The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42376) - you deserved it (4028)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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