About elphaba1 : Yes my profile picture is a smiling lamb because I think it's adorable and it makes me happy. Ummm what else? Well, my favorite color is red, I'm a Broadway geek, I'm a huge Harry Potter fan and I have a dog named Max. :P Have any other questions? Message me! :) Have a nice day! (Or if you don't like people telling you what to do... you don't have to have a nice day?)
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by MsConfusedd / 10/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 3:21am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
by mycar / 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by kayak probs / 07/30/2013 at 10:13am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 6:34am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
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