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elphaba1

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About elphaba1 : Yes my profile picture is a smiling lamb because I think it's adorable and it makes me happy. Ummm what else? Well, my favorite color is red, I'm a Broadway geek, I'm a huge Harry Potter fan and I have a dog named Max. :P Have any other questions? Message me! :) Have a nice day! (Or if you don't like people telling you what to do... you don't have to have a nice day?)

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Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

#20935170
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45847) - you deserved it (4138)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML

#20856159
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34319) - you deserved it (19119)

On 08/27/2013 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

#20846340
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49674) - you deserved it (5694)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by mycar - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finished the kayak I have been working on for four years. I can't get it out of my basement. FML

#20811304
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39916) - you deserved it (23357)

On 07/30/2013 at 10:13am - misc - by kayak probs - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

#20713183
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60875) - you deserved it (13806)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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