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Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML
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On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are suppose to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here FML." FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)
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