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elmarcelop
  • Town/Country : Monterrey, Mexico
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2299
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About elmarcelop : marcelop93@hotmail.com

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Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39613) - you deserved it (97808)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38311) - you deserved it (16715)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (73232)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
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I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (73232)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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