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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2365
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About elmarcelop : marcelop93@hotmail.com

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Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45347) - you deserved it (122461)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

#2590991
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41506) - you deserved it (17817)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22737) - you deserved it (75498)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22737) - you deserved it (75498)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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