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  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1770
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ellymae96 : Love my pitbulls🐶
Swimmer🏊🏻
Obsessed with my car🚗
Cellist🎶
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ellymae96's favorite FMLs

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

by noyodel / 07/04/2009 at 12:04am / Italy / Transportation

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

by hipprep83 / 03/20/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous