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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59314) - you deserved it (3092)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by noyodel (woman) - Italy

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48448) - you deserved it (7863)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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