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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 543
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About elly94 : Read fml all the time, I read everyday to make my life feel all the better... haha.. Feel free to chat with me, I am a very friendly AUSSIE and will try get back to ever last one of you asap. :D

My name is El and I'm from SYDNEY, Australia--the only place to be .

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Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML

#5392687
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33587) - you deserved it (2443)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by whasian (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out on facebook that my supposed best friend bought a concert ticket to a show. The concert ticket was the exact same amount as the plane ticket she told me she couldn't afford to come see me. FML

#4644614
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30796) - you deserved it (4390)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by lakatkat - United States (California)

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

#4608899
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29107) - you deserved it (21290)

On 08/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by BearGrillz - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

#4608899
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29107) - you deserved it (21290)

On 08/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by BearGrillz - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

#3423301
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53714) - you deserved it (4310)

On 07/02/2009 at 9:31am - love - by Anna (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML

Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

#1717469
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49250) - you deserved it (4137)

On 05/07/2009 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

#532942
333 comments

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

#185358
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84470) - you deserved it (3770)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML

#102493
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31485) - you deserved it (5253)

On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20041) - you deserved it (5040)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version



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