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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1612
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About elly94 : Read fml all the time, I read everyday to make my life feel all the better... haha.. Feel free to chat with me, I am a very friendly AUSSIE and will try get back to every last one of you asap. :D

My name is El and I'm from SYDNEY, Australia--the only place to be .

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Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25684) - you deserved it (3700)

On 08/09/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML


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On 07/16/2012 at 12:08am - work - by crazyautio - United States

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML


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On 06/05/2012 at 3:27am - misc - by KenzFell (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 3:16am - love - by thatgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML


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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML


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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML


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On 02/04/2011 at 5:43pm - misc - by smbcolorado - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML


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On 11/16/2010 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said "Ok, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML


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On 09/07/2010 at 7:27pm - work - by Jobless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML


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On 05/22/2010 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 10:10am - misc - by Krit - United States

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML


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On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML


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On 12/19/2009 at 11:24pm - misc - by Poser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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