About ellopoppet : I'm a college student, physics major, two jobs--law firm weekdays, tattoo parlor weekends--I'm an 18 year old girl, in college with 2 jobs, and live in nyc; I hope my misery helps you all laugh, at least it'll be good for something.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (man) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)
Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
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On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her Grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 3:33am - misc - by Joe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm - misc - by NowHomeless (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML
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On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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On 05/30/2010 at 4:05am - kids - by BabyDaddy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML
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On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML
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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version
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