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Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

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On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm trapped in apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside only door an prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML

#21023350
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I agree, your life sucks (43886) - you deserved it (5412)

On 01/10/2014 at 6:15am - animals - by RaccoonFever - United States (California)

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

yastarday mah friands an I want camping in tha woods. I fall aslaap first. Waking up hours latar to tham bunchad up togathar in tha middla of tha tant an ma half-way outsida , I confrontad tham about it. Thay admittad , "Wa haard a baar so wa naadad a sacrifica." FML

#21020901
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On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, was first day as a male ceerleader in an attempt to flirt. Te girls were stronger tan me an it's now job to be trown in te air by girls. FML

#21017728
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On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, My Son Was Playing The Sims,hen I Saw Him Remove The Door To A Room And Set It On Fire With A Sim Trapped Inside. I Chuckled At First, Until I Saw That The Sim Was Me. Meanwhile, My Wife's Sim Was Happily Painting In The Next Room, Not Giving A Crap. All Too Accurate, Sadly. FML

#21015673
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On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

2day I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety , then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much , cuz I woke up a few hours later , freaking out an panicking cuz I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. fat FML

#21008430
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On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I went to a party organised by mah ex. I was the last to sit down... after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled ( Fuckface ) was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML

#21006556
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I agree, your life sucks (37889) - you deserved it (8963) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/26/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by Puick (man) - France (Centre)

Today, I found out about ma co-workers' new game. Woever talks to me frst loses. FML

Today I walked in on my daugter ligting candles around one of er friends o'd fallen asleepile er oter friends looool canted someting in a different language. Tey still won't tell meat tey were doing.

#21001182
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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML

#20999316
105 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped yur husband an won't release him unless u postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow an it was in his handwriting. FML

#20998964
122 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

today a man startd a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracle of thing we take for grantd every day. I was really enjoying it until he lookd at his watch and said, ( Oh shit, mushroom make me lose track of time! ) and ran off into the night. FML

#20998821
78 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

#20989324
131 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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