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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 6
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Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML

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On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

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