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by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
by nofatchicks / 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Icey_dan1 / 10/10/2010 at 11:16am / Transportation
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